Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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A family goes to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyssiliogogogoch for their holidays. They go for some lunch. The wife says "How do you pronounce this place?", the husband says "I don't know dear, I'll ask the waitress". "Excuse me dear" he says to the waitress, "Can you tell us where we ...

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Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and says "Hello, what do you do?"
"I do Top Gear" he says. "Fab" she says, "I'll have 6 grams"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: THought that would make you look. If anyone knows MRS MAC.....DEONNE.......ROBIN......or THUMPER, could you please ask them to look at the forum about the kittens.If they want them they have to meet me on Sat 2nd July (have sent them details) I think it was me who wanted us to chan...

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:wav: Kittens are here what colour would you like????? BLACK< BLACK BLACK OR BLACK. :shock: :roll: It was all they could catch,but at least there wont be any CAT fights over them :D They are really cute with lovely green eyes,and they are as wild as the heather ,but I'm working on that,and today I g...

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You really had to be there Foxy

our upbringing was unusual but varied

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Was'nt me

thank GOD

AUNTIE MARY was she anywhere near????
The budgie

???
It didnt go out with the Donkey did it?

bet some unsuspecting child got that.

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well done sis its nice to see you can beat me at talking sometimes

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You certainly can will let you know as soon as I get them.I'll make arrangements to deliver it to you at alater date.

1 down 5 to go

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Dont forget the oxo gravy with the FBP and the processed peas mmmmmmm and the fags oh yes those fags were put out in the half empty tea cup :roll: Spam fritters ......who cares about furry arteries when you can have spam fritters along with potato fritters(my dad could make fabby tattie fritters)and...

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Dont tell me you're going to turn into an ABI lookalike to please the adonus you live with.OHHHH the thought of you in the garden long blond hair flowing belly hanging over your bikini sipping wine from hubbys welly its to much to take in

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Well...my friendly farmer says she can give you all a kitten.. how about that then :D :D Dont panic :shock: she is going to hunt out 6. Cant pick and choose colours or sex I'm afraid, but they will be gorgeous and as soon as I have them I'll let you know what they are like. What I need to know is wh...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This thread had me laughing out loud and relaying everyone's comments to my fellow workers who had'nt a clue what I was on about.They really dont know how to live down here :cry: I go into scotmid when I visit and last time commented on the stock they were starting to sell,bu...

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:shock: I take it porty is a blue flag beach now???????????? When I swum there a few years back mind, I had to push past the wee and not so wee brown things,but lust will make you do things, and it was all to impress the adonus's that were around in those days. I did'nt ail a thing but then again I ...

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Exactly who could want for a more adorable cat

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If any of you desperately want kittens I'll see what I can do. I'm not in the rehoming business you understand, but there are rather a lot of fat cats at the two farms down the road. I have one that I got a few years ago and she is lovely. It does'nt matter what you say to some farmers they just don...

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Didn't expect to see a Carlisle supporter on this site, pleasently surprised.Mr P is an avid supporter as he is from Carlisle and has been all his life ,he's also one of Chelsea's biggist fans,and was very dissapointed when Liverpool got through, but my son in law to be is a Liverpool supporter so h...

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There is a beautiful big grey tom cat roaming round our village and it has been seen tampering with my neighbours little grey tabby who has NOT been neutered God only knows why not :shock: Anyway she will no doubt be having beautiful little grey kittens in the not too distant future. Did I read some...

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Will I hire Barrys pickup or have you had umptine porty volunteers in their porty shirts. Think there was a sketch like this on The good Life

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What I meant dadist is that you DONT actually tell people who you are going to be that would defeat the object, maybe it would be better if we all make up new names and start again

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When I was first asked to enter this website no-one seemed to know who anyone was,and the topics were fiesty and energetic, now everyone seems to know everyone else and to put it bluntly, everything is getting a tad too polite and although no doubt I will meet you all one day, I suggest we swap name...

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Well must be a healthier eater than i thought ,have'nt eaten anything on that list .cant speak for Mr P though I tend to throw hoim anything and he eats it whatever,haven't seen any affect there though but will keep you posted, Just a thought but why arn't ciggys being taken off the shelves :roll: :...

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No more damage YET but will know more tomorrow Pouring and VERY windy at the moment and me porch is soaking but we'll see in the morning and at least its not in my living room like some people

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How did you get on to Aunties singing???? that gave me palpitations. There was I going to suggest something to you all to help with motivation for walking and then WHAM AUNTIE MARY. Well I've counted to 10 and had a double Bacardi so ...... my suggestion was if one misses ones dog borrow one just fo...

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Well I'm back on line after electric being off 28 hours approx still wet and VERY WINDY here but my granny would be proud to see everyone knuckling down.I can here her saying JUST LIKE THE WAR YOU KNOW. If any of you would like to see what some are going through log into.... bbc radio cumbria then g...

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sorry didnt see this thread till I'd put the same one in

hopefully my best is yet to come

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Well where do I begin BEST is easy, that was a real live budgie that I sat on my shoulder and ran across the street to show my friend....and NO it didnt fly away but I had my Dad chasing after me and grabbing it off my shoulder....well I was only 25 oops 8 at the time. Funny enough it was my Dad tha...

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Starting the November Big Read tonight .Going to porty tomorrow Sat 27th with xmas presents and taking Dan Brown with me, maybe one day I'll catch up.Anyone is welcome to SPLADOOSH me if they can but I'll be back here on Sunday so you'll have to be quick :laughing6: Was the word whimiscal meant for ...

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Well Mr P has read book and thought it FANTASTIC. Gave it to me last night to start but was visiting friend for a Bacardi Shandy so did'nt get it started ,thought I would give it a go tonight ....but have been invited to neighbours for a little Vodka or two ... but there is always tomorrow so heres ...

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That could be me there with that puddin bowl haircut,didnt we all have them at one time :oops: Getting back to the GEORGE ohhhhhhhh the memories of all those vampire films and the real live vampires that lived in the cinema.If you didnt come out with at least half a dozen flea bites you felt hard do...

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OH NO NOT THE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR

is it a BIG leak is trhere a LOTTTTT of water is this the next step to him LEAVING your vicinity keep us posted doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

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The smell of vick rubbed on my chest mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well I like him along with DEEP HEAT AHHHHHHH

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Not my favourite smell is the one that is outside my house at the moment not more than 40 feet away is a very mucky muck spreader spreading delightful cow poo and God knows what else all over the field at the bottom of my garden It certainly distracts from the lovely view I have of Skiddaw at the mo...

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HEY guess what book I've got my hands on.friend told me to read it and I had'nt even told her about the BIG read. Mr p is reading it at the moment and is nearly finished so I'll give it a go,I'll probably see the film before I finish the book although I'm not a big Tom Hanks fan so maybe I'll just s...

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never mind epykat if you are really lucky she'll move to Liverpool and then the mess she makes wont even be noticed

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dilute it the smell goes anyway and its abetter smell tha cillit bang

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